:27:00
I ask if you want to be reform mayor,
you can give me a plain answer.
:27:03
Well... sure. I guess so.
:27:06
All right. You're in.
:27:08
You'll have to kiss a lot of babies,
squeeze a lot of mitts.
:27:12
Wear your old clothes.
They don't want no dudes after Tillinghast.
:27:16
I'll tell Jarvis about it.
:27:18
Oh. Another thing.
:27:20
You gotta get married right away.
:27:22
What do you mean, "get married"?
:27:24
What do you think it means?
:27:26
Don't make me say everything twice again,
will you? Women got the vote now.
:27:30
Maybe you didn't hear about it.
They don't like bachelors.
:27:34
Well, if they don't like them,
they can lump them.
:27:36
- What's the matter with you? Are you nuts?
- No. I'm playing hard to get.
:27:42
Daniel, don't you know what marriage is?
:27:45
Don't you know that marriage
has always been the most beautiful...
:27:49
the most beautiful setup between the sexes.
:27:52
Don't you know that a man without a wife
is like a...
:27:56
like a coat without the pants,
like a pig without a poke.
:27:59
Why, the marriage is the most, the most...
:28:02
All right. Why don't you try it?
:28:04
Because I ain't running for mayor.
:28:07
Oh, yeah?
:28:10
Well, I ain't neither.
:28:12
Poke that in your pig.
:28:19
He wants me to get married right away.
How do you like that?
:28:22
Married? What for?
:28:24
Because the women
don't vote for single men.
:28:27
The guy wants me to run for mayor.
:28:29
- Reform mayor.
- But that's wonderful, Mr McGinty.
:28:33
- Where's the bourbon?
- Under E.
:28:35
I'm so happy for you. We must drink to it.
I'll get some ice.
:28:39
Yeah. Wonderful!
Wonderful in a pig's foot!
:28:42
We'll have more fun than a barrel
of monkeys. If you'll take me with you.
:28:45
What are you talking about?
I told him to go fly a kite.
:28:48
Catch me telling some rib
where I've been at two in the morning.
:28:52
How did you get the lip rouge on your hat,
Oscar?
:28:55
- I don't think it's so bad as all that.
- Listen, I know all about it.
:28:59
My parents was married.