:30:01
I'd be willing to do it for you, Mr McGinty.
:30:04
Hm?
:30:05
You see, I don't want to get married either.
I feel the same way you do about it.
:30:09
This way we'd both be protected
:30:11
because there's always someone
who wants you to marry them.
:30:14
We'd never have to see each other
except to be photographed outside city hall.
:30:18
I could run your house and make speeches
for you at the women's clubs,
:30:22
be your wife in everything
except when we were alone.
:30:25
You see, I... I've already been married.
:30:32
- What's that got to do with it?
- Hm?
:30:34
- (Phone rings)
- If that's Lucy, tell her I'll be a little late.
:30:38
- I gotta think this over.
- Yes, sir.
:30:41
Hello.
:30:45
[Music:] (Mendelssohn) Wedding March [Music:]
:30:50
Well?
:31:11
Does he have to drive that way?
:31:13
He's kinda nervous.
:31:15
He don't want the boys to eat everything up
before he gets there.
:31:19
- I ordered a small feed for you, a blowout.
- Oh, but...
:31:23
- You like caviar?
- Yes, of course.
:31:25
And borscht with sour cream. Schaschlik.
:31:28
And more booze
than you've ever seen in your life.
:31:31
- This is going to be some schmeer.
- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
:31:35
It's wonderfully kind of you but I can't come.
:31:38
Why not?
:31:39
- I'm expected home.
- I didn't have time to explain.
:31:42
- What kind of a wedding is this?
- Can't you come for a little while?
:31:46
- I can't. It's almost six o'clock...
- Send her home in a taxi. There's plenty...
:31:51
She can go home in any rig she wants to,
and you keep your big trap shut.
:31:55
Listen.
:31:56
- Come on, boys, not on the wedding day.
- Please...
:31:59
And what a wedding!