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(Laughs)
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Congratulations, Mr Governor McGinty.
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Thanks.
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You don't look as happy as you should.
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- Don't you feel good?
- I feel all right.
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You should feel all right
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with this staring you in the face.
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Ah, what a wonderful opportunity.
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This state needs everything.
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They had honest governors so long,
the whole place is in rack and ruin.
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- Yeah?
- It's ridiculous.
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The roads, for instance.
They're in terrible condition.
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In case of war, we'd be at the mercy.
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We need a whole new highway system.
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How would an enemy get to here?
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How do I know? Am I a general?
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Then we'll need a new waterworks system,
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a state canal and...
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You'll kiss me for this one.
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- A new dam.
- I do, huh?
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I'm guessing from your expression
you don't know what a dam is.
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You think a dam is something
you put a lot of water in.
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A dam is something
you put a lot of concrete in.
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And it doesn't matter how much you put in,
there's always room for more.
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And any time you're afraid it's finished,
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you find a crack in it and you put
some more concrete in. It's wonderful.
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What's the matter with the old dam?
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It's got a crack in it.
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Of course,
right now while the farmers are looking on,
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we could start off with a nice,
little state capital building.
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White marble, maybe.
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Or do you like pink?
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What do we need
a state capital building for?
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What do we need it for?
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(Laughs)
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This one is falling apart.
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Look.
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It ain't safe.
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Looks safe enough to me.
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I'm the guy that's gotta work here.
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You're kind of dumb this morning,
ain't you, Dan?
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Yeah.