Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
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:06:00
or did I feel that your two hands
were handling my majestic body?

:06:04
Madame, I never...
:06:06
would put my hands in the real melons
in front of the checkers.

:06:10
melons? If my husband, the king,
and my son, the doctor...

:06:13
were approaching these homes...
:06:15
and they were listening what you say
with regard to groping me...

:06:17
your life would cost
not even a cent.

:06:19
But, madame, they seem very beautiful,
one in every side.

:06:22
- This way were done, idiot.
- An unbeatable pair.

:06:31
Me cai on my bells.
:06:35
to see...
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or not to see?
:06:39
This is the enema.
:06:42
what can we do in this respect?
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To cough, to cough.
:06:47
holy sky!
:06:50
My pranks become mellow.
:06:52
Would take my life
as a naked cuerpecito.

:06:55
If only he could see
the naked body of the queen...

:06:58
or to whom it belongs, really.
:07:01
Or even a body
with scarce clothing.

:07:04
I feel very melancholy.
:07:07
Guildenstern and Rosencrantz
have died.

:07:09
your tailoring is closed.
:07:11
Felix?
:07:13
who said my name?
:07:17
it is known Nobody that I am here.
Not even my telephone service.

:07:21
Am the bogey of your father.
:07:25
My father.
:07:27
Have died after I was born.
:07:30
cannot rest...
:07:33
unless you do it
with the queen.

:07:37
But she is a queen,
and I plebeian buffoon.

:07:41
cannot copular
ignoring my social condition.

:07:43
Must know, my son...
:07:47
that your uncle...
:07:49
your father...
:07:51
put me hemlock in the ear.
:07:54
why?
:07:56
do not ask me why.
:07:59
Does the same thing with the whole world.

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