:05:15
Don't bother, Charlotte,
I'll find him.
:05:17
Can't you redeposit the check?
:05:19
It's already been
returned twice, Mrs. Bailey.
:05:24
Albert!
:05:26
I have to talk to you.
:05:29
First take off your clothes
and hop on the table.
:05:32
Albert, this is your wife,
not your nurse.
:05:35
You'd think after being
married for nine years...
:05:36
to the funniest vet
in southern Oregon...
:05:38
you'd have developed
a sense of humor.
:05:41
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus, you taste good!
:05:43
Why do you
always taste so good?
:05:45
It's those damn mints
you carry in your purse.
:05:47
Lock the door and we'll turn
your unexpected visit...
:05:51
into an X-rated commercial
for Certs.
:05:53
Albert, I haven't
even had breakfast yet.
:05:56
Stop licking my face,
you dumb dog.
:06:00
God, even the animals here
are oversexed.
:06:02
Yeah, they are.
:06:03
Remember, Louise,
a good man is hard to find...
:06:06
and a hard man is good to find.
:06:08
Albert, I need $1,000.
:06:11
I wrote some checks
for merchandise yesterday.
:06:14
Yes! Ye Olde Antique Shoppe!
:06:18
When is that silly store
going to show a profit?
:06:21
This year, I promise.
:06:22
That's what you said last year.
:06:24
Just write me a check.
:06:25
We're being audited by the IRS.
You know that.
:06:28
The accountant says
no more checks for two weeks.
:06:31
Screw the accountant!
:06:32
Not my type.
:06:34
Albert, you're a doctor.
:06:35
You must have
cash hidden somewhere.
:06:37
I did. Remember?
I gave it to you last month.
:06:41
- Lent.
- Gave.
:06:43
Isn't it about time
you admitted it?
:06:44
Admitted what?
:06:46
You're a terrible businesswoman.
:06:50
Albert, I need $1,000.
:06:52
Please don't make me beg for it.
:06:57
We'll talk about it
tonight after dinner...