How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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:23:02
We could make porno flicks
and wear masks.

:23:05
No, Robert and I
got bombed out one night...

:23:07
and put "I love you"
on my ankle.

:23:10
We'll wear masks,
you wear socks.

:23:13
Come on,
let's get out of here.

:23:15
What do you think about
a doggie bag for the butter?

:23:19
Hell with it.
:23:26
No, Albert,
I'm not in the mood.

:23:29
When will you be in the mood?
:23:31
Probably not for a long time.
:23:34
I'm very depressed.
:23:36
Albert, I think
I'm going to lose the store.

:23:40
Louise, I swear to you,
there is no money.

:23:44
If you only knew what is
going on in that hospital.

:23:47
It's not only the IRS.
:23:48
I'm in deep
financial trouble.

:23:51
I need you to hold me,
to hug me, to kiss me...

:23:55
to reassure me that everything
isn't as hopeless as it looks.

:23:59
The only thing
that's hopeless, Albert...

:24:02
is that you're horny
24 hours day.

:24:03
Really, Louise?
:24:05
Prices aren't
just going sky high...

:24:06
at gasoline stations
and supermarkets.

:24:08
The cost of medicine has tripled
in the last five years.

:24:11
Do you know
what I did today, Louise?

:24:15
I sold a used flea collar
to a cocker spaniel.

:24:17
And tomorrow I may remove
a cat's appendix...

:24:20
whether he wants me
to remove it or not.

:24:22
Why?
Because I need the money.

:24:24
No, baby, I'm not horny,
I'm scared.

:24:29
I'm scared of
what I'm turning into.

:24:32
I need the touch
of the woman I love...

:24:34
to make me feel
clean and decent again.

:24:40
Albert, you're so full of shit.
:24:42
But I love you.
:24:44
Come here.
:24:52
Who could that be?
:24:54
If we turn out the light,
maybe they'll go away.

:24:59
No, Albert,
I better get it.


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