1:02:00
unless the woman is in the same
business as her husband...
1:02:04
like a doctor and his nurse.
1:02:07
It's not easy to be
married to Louise.
1:02:10
When I met her in college...
1:02:12
a chili dog and a Coke
made her happy.
1:02:15
Doing her own thing
meant baking me...
1:02:17
chocolate chip cookies
every Sunday morning...
1:02:20
after we spent Friday night
and all Saturday in the sack.
1:02:24
You know what I used to do...
1:02:26
during the first years
of my marriage to Conrad?
1:02:28
No.
1:02:29
After we'd make love,
I'd get out of bed...
1:02:33
go into the bathroom,
soak a towel in warm water...
1:02:37
come back to bed,
and wash him off.
1:02:42
That's the difference between
a European and American woman.
1:02:46
You can buy chocolate chip
cookies in a supermarket.
1:02:49
No, not like these.
1:02:51
She used to put nuts
and raisins into them.
1:02:53
And now she's gone...
1:02:57
moved into the den forever.
1:03:01
Where did I go wrong?
1:03:03
It's not your fault, Albert.
1:03:06
But let's not talk about her
anymore tonight.
1:03:10
It's taken me seven years
just to get you up here.
1:03:14
No, don't.
It wouldn't be fair to you.
1:03:18
I still love her.
1:03:20
You're a very attractive woman.
1:03:26
And I'm getting,
I admit, very turned on,
1:03:30
But we'll hate ourselves
in the morning.
1:03:33
I could never hate myself
for this.
1:03:42
Did you really get out of bed
in the middle of the night...
1:03:44
and get a warm, wet towel?
1:03:46
- Yes.
- I think I'd like that.
1:03:50
I know you would.
1:03:55
But there are no wet, warm
towels up on this hill.
1:03:59
We'll work something out,
Albert.