How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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1:15:01
What good will that do?
1:15:03
They sell beautiful candles.
1:15:35
Want a lift?
1:15:36
I'm waiting for a station wagon
on account of the canoe.

1:15:40
Do you have a spare?
1:15:41
I had to get rid of it
to fix Billy's retainer.

1:15:49
And another thing,
I know all about...

1:15:52
you and Charlotte
up on the hill that night.

1:15:54
Nothing happened, Louise.
I swear it.

1:15:56
Nothing at all.
1:15:58
Not even a little foreplay
between you and Fraulein Nurse?

1:16:00
Nothing below the waist.
1:16:02
I was thinking about you
all the time.

1:16:03
Don't look at me that way.
1:16:04
You have my word of honor
as a doctor.

1:16:06
I have been completely asexual
since you moved into the den.

1:16:10
Except for one small wet dream,
which you were the star of.

1:16:12
- I'd like to believe that.
- It's the truth.

1:16:14
It's also the truth that
our problem is the same one...

1:16:16
that 9/10 of the married couples
in this country are having...

1:16:19
and it's not sexual.
It's financial.

1:16:21
No, it's psychological.
1:16:23
You all want us
to remain your little girls.

1:16:26
The only way to do that is by
controlling the purse strings.

1:16:29
You were happy when the IRS
put the squeeze on me.

1:16:33
- Admit it.
- I was not!

1:16:35
You wanted me to fail.
1:16:36
For Christ's sake, I love you,
and you love me.

1:16:40
How can you let an argument over
money destroy our marriage?

1:16:42
It's not the money
I'm talking about!

1:16:44
It's the way you treat...
Money!

1:16:48
Oh, my God! The money!
The goddamn money!

1:16:55
You can't talk to them.

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