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:07:02
But if you get suspended again, you'll
never get that scholarship to Princeton.

:07:07
Now think about that.
:07:12
- I'm sorry, babe. No cigar. Can't do it.
- He won't tell me.

:07:16
Aw, shoot.
:07:21
- Hey, you guys. Wait up.
- Speakin' of horny mothers, it's Ready Eddie.

:07:25
- Be serious. I'm goin' tonight, right?
- Even a nymphomaniac has standards.

:07:29
She lives with a black stud.
He's gonna cut your pecker off.

:07:32
- Yeah, he's bringin' a pair of tweezers.
- I don't care. She likes to screw, right?

:07:37
Especially young guys. The more the merrier.
:07:40
- Is she good-lookin'?
- She's got a great body. Moves like an eel.

:07:44
- Just the way l like 'em.
- As long as they're not dead...

:07:47
I don't care if they're dead
as long as they're not too cold.

:07:51
Let's not invite many guys -
we can all get her twice.

:07:54
He's not even invited and
he's makin' up the guest list?

:07:57
- You're not cuttin' me outta free nooky.
- All right. You're goin'. Now shut up.

:08:02
- I'm goin'. Eight o'clock, right?
- Right.

:08:06
- Wear your rubber.
- That lyin' bitch.

:08:10
- I forgot which one is...
- This is the raw one...

:08:12
- No. This is hard-boiled...
- Gonna get some action tonight, huh?

:08:16
- What are you talkin' about, Pee Wee?
- I'm goin' tonight. They said I can go.

:08:20
- He'll be the comedy relief.
- She could use you for a recess period.

:08:24
- Funny! What are you doin' with the eggs?
- What eggs?

:08:28
- "What eggs"? Those eggs.
- Oh. These eggs.

:08:32
- They're for you.
- For me?

:08:35
Yeah. We thought you might
like to wear one.

:08:38
Timmy...
:08:41
- Funny.
- Not as funny as the look on your face.

:08:44
- You gotta let me do it to somebody.
- I don't think there's anybody left.

:08:48
- Oh, come on. There's gotta be somebody.
- I think we've done just about everybody.

:08:56
Let me do Meat. You gotta let me
do Meat. Come on, Timmy.


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