:02:01
That's it! I want out of this family.
:02:05
I'm okay. I'll just sleep.
I'll have an aspirin around noon.
:02:13
I'm showing some houses
to that family from Vermont today.
:02:18
My office will knowjust where I am
if you need me.
:02:22
- I'll check on you too, pal.
- I have such loving, caring parents.
:02:28
You're both very special people.
:02:36
- You get better, pumpkin.
- Okay, pumpkin.
:02:41
I'll be home at six sharp.
If you need anything, call.
:02:45
Ringy-dingy.
:02:50
- We love you, sweetie.
- I love you, too.
:02:55
Call if you need us.
:03:05
They bought it.
:03:17
Incredible! A terrible performance,
and they never doubted it for a second.
:03:27
How could I be expected
to handle school on a day like this?
:03:41
This is my ninth sick day. It's tough
coming up with new illnesses.
:03:45
If I go for ten, I'll have to barf up a lung.
So I'd better make this one count.
:03:54
The key to faking out the parents
is the clammy hands.
:03:57
It's a good non-specific symptom.
I'm a big believer in it.