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''When l was younger, just a bad little kid
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''My mama noticed funny things l did
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''Like shooting puppies with a BB gun
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''l'd poison guppies and when l was done
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''l'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
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''That's when my mama said
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''What did she say?
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''She said,
'My boy, l think someday
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'''You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay
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'''You'll be a dentist
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'''You have a talent for causing things pain
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'''Son, be a dentist
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'''People will pay you to be inhumane
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'''Your temperament's wrong
for the priesthood
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'''And teaching would suit you still less
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'''Son, be a dentist
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'''You'll be a success'
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''Here he is, folks
The leader of the plaque
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''Watch him suck up that gas
Oh, my God!
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''He's a dentist
and he'll never ever be any good
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''Who wants their teeth done
by the Marquis de Sade?''
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Oh, that hurts! Wait, l'm not numb.
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Oh, shut up. Open wide, here l come!
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''l am your dentist
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''And l enjoy the career that l picked
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''l am your dentist
:33:39
''And l get off on the pain l inflict
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''l thrill when l drill a bicuspid
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''lt's swell, though they tell me
l'm maladjusted
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''And though it may cause
my patients distress
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''Somewhere, in heaven above me
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''l know that my mama's proud of me''