Batman Returns
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:02:02
I heard on TV that Catwoman
weighs 140 pounds.

:02:07
How do these hacks sleep at night?
:02:09
It's not even accurate. "Batman blows it"?
:02:12
He probably saved millions
in property damage alone.

:02:16
You're not going to the re-lighting
of the tree, are you?

:02:20
I wouldn't be caught dead there.
:02:23
It's going to be a hot time
in the cold town tonight.

:02:28
You got kind of a dark side, don't you?
:02:32
No darker than yours.
:02:37
Why don't you come over
and we can watch it on TV?

:02:41
The tree-lighting ceremony.
:02:43
I can't. I have to be somewhere tonight.
:02:46
How about coming for dinner at five?
:02:49
Let's say six?
:02:51
Five.
:02:52
Five. You and me.
:03:01
The tree lights up
and then I push the button.

:03:04
Wait, wait.
:03:06
I push the button, then the tree lights up.
:03:11
Who are you?
:03:13
Talent scout.
:03:15
Come in.
:03:16
I don't just light trees.
I'm an actress as well.

:03:22
What is that thing?
A camera or something?

:03:25
Say, "Cheese!"
:03:28
Cheese.
:03:40
Thanks, Alfred.
:03:43
I'm sure he's wonderful company...
:03:46
...but doesn't the "gold-plated-bachelor" bit
get a little stale?

:03:50
A lot like the "lonely-secretary" syndrome,
I guess.

:03:54
Executive Assistant.
:03:56
Sorry.

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