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Fifty-eight.
Now, if I'm not mistaken...
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last week there were
59 books on the shelf...
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and this week there are only
58 books on the shelf, so...
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Clark... what's
the ashtray situation?
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Three. Not four,
as recommended.
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There are three chairs
and five assorted sofas.
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- Okay, let's get started.
...an emotional tar baby.
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Today I'd like to focus
on a most enlightening...
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and challenging topic.
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- Sex.
- More or less.
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You see, the primary romantic
relationship...
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in our life is often
a symptom of our illness.
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- Glad I wore my rubber pants.
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We keep making the same neurotic
choices over and over every time
we choose a new mate.
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So...
if you had a magic wand...
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if you, uh,
had a wish list...
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and could change
your partner...
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Sondra, how would you
make them different?
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What's wrong?
What's missing?
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- Now?
- You need a minute to think about it?
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She's totally
forgot her Rolodex.
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- Sorry, sorry.
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Well, I don't have an attachment
in my life right now.
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The last one sort of
went to pieces.
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If you enjoy sex...
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a man thinks you're
doing it with everybody.
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- He was jealous.
- That's right.
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And I was as good as gold.
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Well, there's a good chance that he
was the one that was sleeping around...
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and projecting his fantasies
and desires onto you.
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This guy had a major projection,
and he couldn't keep it in his pants.
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- Anyway, I do have this girlfriend.
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She really makes me laugh.
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A wish list.
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- I wish... she was a guy.
- Fair enough.
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Casey, what do you got for us?
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Well... I met this girl
about a month ago.
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I've painted every inch
of her in detail.