:06:10
- But Amanda is so hot, man.
- So hot, man.
:06:13
Yeah, I guess,
for a high school girl.
:06:16
Guys, we're gonna be in college soon.
You know who's gonna be in college?
:06:23
Girls that used to be in high school.
:06:26
Women. College women.
:06:29
Women with no curfew,
women on the pill, and women--
:06:34
Women, brol
We're starin' into the future, here!
:06:36
And the future is women.
:06:40
Huh, women.
:06:49
Maybe we should break up
with our girlfriends too.
:06:52
That would be sweet. We'd have
the whole summer to hang out together.
:06:56
Party and get with every chick
in sight, man...
:06:59
without our lame-ass girlfriends
hanging around us.
:07:01
- Yeah, man. They suck!
- That's what I'm sayin'.
:07:03
- They suck!
- That's what I'm sayin'!
:07:05
You're right, Dex, man.
:07:08
- Beth, kiss my ass!
- Yes, baby! Yesl
:07:13
This is brilliant, man.
Such a good idea.
:07:16
- Mike Dexter's a god.
- Mike Dexter's a role model !
:07:22
Mike Dexter is an asshole.
:07:36
For the past decade,
he has made a hobby of my pain.
:07:41
Witness exhibit "A":
My eighth grade science project--
:07:44
a working rain forest...
:07:46
that Mike threw out
a third floor window.
:07:49
It rains here no more.
:07:51
Witness exhibit "B":
An eye patch I wore for a month...
:07:56
after Mike beaned me
with a raisin in home ec.
:07:59
My parents took me
to a 3-D film festival.