:07:01
- Yeah, man. They suck!
- That's what I'm sayin'.
:07:03
- They suck!
- That's what I'm sayin'!
:07:05
You're right, Dex, man.
:07:08
- Beth, kiss my ass!
- Yes, baby! Yesl
:07:13
This is brilliant, man.
Such a good idea.
:07:16
- Mike Dexter's a god.
- Mike Dexter's a role model !
:07:22
Mike Dexter is an asshole.
:07:36
For the past decade,
he has made a hobby of my pain.
:07:41
Witness exhibit "A":
My eighth grade science project--
:07:44
a working rain forest...
:07:46
that Mike threw out
a third floor window.
:07:49
It rains here no more.
:07:51
Witness exhibit "B":
An eye patch I wore for a month...
:07:56
after Mike beaned me
with a raisin in home ec.
:07:59
My parents took me
to a 3-D film festival.
:08:02
I saw no third dimension.
:08:04
And of course,
how can I forget the pudding incident?
:08:08
I know no one else has.
:08:09
Well, gentlemen, tonight
Mike Dexter will know humiliation.
:08:13
Tonight, Mike Dexter
will know ridicule.
:08:17
Tonight is the night
we fight back.
:08:20
Tonight is our independence night.
:08:25
Hello?
Get this off your head.
:08:28
You're actin' like-- Look,
maybe we should go over the plan again.
:08:32
All right.
We will set up...
:08:34
behind the pool house,
right there.
:08:37
This is me,
you are Grand Moff Tarkin...
:08:40
and you are Boba Fett.
:08:42
-Wait. How come he gets to be Boba Fett?
-Really, it doesn't matter.
:08:45
All right, fine. You're Boba Fett,
you're Grand Moff Tarkin.
:08:48
- I don't wanna be Grand Moff Tarkin.
- All right. You know what? Fine.
:08:50
You're both Kiss dolls.
You set up here.
:08:53
Now, I will lead Mike
and one of his random jock friends...
:08:57
behind the pool house to here...
:08:59
and here...