:08:02
I saw no third dimension.
:08:04
And of course,
how can I forget the pudding incident?
:08:08
I know no one else has.
:08:09
Well, gentlemen, tonight
Mike Dexter will know humiliation.
:08:13
Tonight, Mike Dexter
will know ridicule.
:08:17
Tonight is the night
we fight back.
:08:20
Tonight is our independence night.
:08:25
Hello?
Get this off your head.
:08:28
You're actin' like-- Look,
maybe we should go over the plan again.
:08:32
All right.
We will set up...
:08:34
behind the pool house,
right there.
:08:37
This is me,
you are Grand Moff Tarkin...
:08:40
and you are Boba Fett.
:08:42
-Wait. How come he gets to be Boba Fett?
-Really, it doesn't matter.
:08:45
All right, fine. You're Boba Fett,
you're Grand Moff Tarkin.
:08:48
- I don't wanna be Grand Moff Tarkin.
- All right. You know what? Fine.
:08:50
You're both Kiss dolls.
You set up here.
:08:53
Now, I will lead Mike
and one of his random jock friends...
:08:57
behind the pool house to here...
:08:59
and here...
:09:00
where you two will be waiting.
:09:02
You jump down on them,
rendering them unconscious...
:09:05
with the chloroform
that we mixed in chem lab.
:09:07
Then we strip off
said jocks' clothes...
:09:10
and take Polaroids of them
in a lurid, naked embrace.
:09:15
Geez, do you think
there'll be any girls there?
:09:17
Are you kidding me?
People may even be having sex tonight.
:09:26
Yo, I gotta have sex tonight.
:09:35
I mean, peep this.
They say in here...
:09:37
92%%% of honeys at UCLA
are sexually active.
:09:40
92`%` of women in Los Angeles
at UCLA walking around goin'...
:09:43
"Class or sex?
What shall I do?"
:09:46
92`/`, yo!
You know what that means, don't you?
:09:50
That means I gots a 92`%` chance
of embarrassing myself.
:09:53
I roll up on that shortie, like,
"What's up, yo?"
:09:55
She be like, "You don't know 20 ways
to make me call you Big Papa."
:09:58
- 'Cause I don't, yo.
- Rest in peace.