:09:00
where you two will be waiting.
:09:02
You jump down on them,
rendering them unconscious...
:09:05
with the chloroform
that we mixed in chem lab.
:09:07
Then we strip off
said jocks' clothes...
:09:10
and take Polaroids of them
in a lurid, naked embrace.
:09:15
Geez, do you think
there'll be any girls there?
:09:17
Are you kidding me?
People may even be having sex tonight.
:09:26
Yo, I gotta have sex tonight.
:09:35
I mean, peep this.
They say in here...
:09:37
92%%% of honeys at UCLA
are sexually active.
:09:40
92`%` of women in Los Angeles
at UCLA walking around goin'...
:09:43
"Class or sex?
What shall I do?"
:09:46
92`/`, yo!
You know what that means, don't you?
:09:50
That means I gots a 92`%` chance
of embarrassing myself.
:09:53
I roll up on that shortie, like,
"What's up, yo?"
:09:55
She be like, "You don't know 20 ways
to make me call you Big Papa."
:09:58
- 'Cause I don't, yo.
- Rest in peace.
:10:03
What's up, man?
:10:05
- Who be the lucky honey?
- Yo, I ain't decided yet, right.
:10:07
But I figure all the bitches
in the class gonna be at this party.
:10:10
You know, I gots to give 'em all
an equal opportunity to Special K.
:10:13
It took me all day,
but I narrowed it down...
:10:15
to a list of ten
very lucky finalists.
:10:17
- You know what I'm sayin'?
- Well, what's up, man?
:10:19
- You wanna see? Check this out.
- Yeah.
:10:21
Observe.
:10:24
The love kit.
:10:28
Oh, damn, man.
Our boy's a fag, yo.
:10:30
- Who's a fag?
- Yo, both of y'all.
:10:33
That is a fragrance
of love-scented candle, bitch. Damn.
:10:37
Yo, you actually think
you're gonna hit this party...
:10:39
packin' a pleasure chest
and some girl's just gonna give it up?
:10:42
Watch me, G.
:10:51
Wait.
:10:54
I have the letter.
:10:57
You're not gonna give her
the letter.
:10:59
Why wouldn't I give her the letter?