:10:03
What's up, man?
:10:05
- Who be the lucky honey?
- Yo, I ain't decided yet, right.
:10:07
But I figure all the bitches
in the class gonna be at this party.
:10:10
You know, I gots to give 'em all
an equal opportunity to Special K.
:10:13
It took me all day,
but I narrowed it down...
:10:15
to a list of ten
very lucky finalists.
:10:17
- You know what I'm sayin'?
- Well, what's up, man?
:10:19
- You wanna see? Check this out.
- Yeah.
:10:21
Observe.
:10:24
The love kit.
:10:28
Oh, damn, man.
Our boy's a fag, yo.
:10:30
- Who's a fag?
- Yo, both of y'all.
:10:33
That is a fragrance
of love-scented candle, bitch. Damn.
:10:37
Yo, you actually think
you're gonna hit this party...
:10:39
packin' a pleasure chest
and some girl's just gonna give it up?
:10:42
Watch me, G.
:10:51
Wait.
:10:54
I have the letter.
:10:57
You're not gonna give her
the letter.
:10:59
Why wouldn't I give her the letter?
:11:01
Preston, because you haven't had
the chance to revise it...
:11:03
for the four billionth time.
:11:04
All great writers revise. What--
:11:06
Dear Amanda...
:11:08
Now that you're finally single...
:11:11
I can finally give you
this sappy love letter...
:11:13
that I never had the guts to give you
during all four years of high school.
:11:18
- Listen to this.
- What?
:11:20
This is Barry Manilow.
:11:22
Yeah, I know.
:11:24
Why do we have a radio station on
that plays Barry Manilow?
:11:27
- Just listen to the words, Denise.
- Oh, Mandy
:11:31
Amanda. Mandy. Aman--
:11:34
Mandy's short for Amanda.
:11:35
That's it. That's my sign.
:11:39
I hate to interrupt this alternate
universe you've wandered into here...
:11:43
but, like, I hear that song's
about his dog.
:11:46
It's not about a dog.
It's about a woman named Amanda.
:11:50
Who the hell
names their dog Amanda?
:11:52
My cousin named her dog Samantha.
:11:54
Look, shut up about the dog, okay?
:11:58
- You came and you gave without faking
- That's my sign.