:13:00
Cool, a key party, bro.
:13:02
You look so pretty.
Oh, Christie.
:13:03
Jessica,
thank you for coming. Kenny.
:13:06
- What's up?
- Come on in.
:13:08
Hi. Wait. You guys, no one can go
in the fancy room, okay?
:13:11
I mean, seriously, my parents
are coming home on Sunday.
:13:14
- Kenny Fisher, sign my yearbook.
- No, thanks. No time.
:13:17
Come on. Where's your school spirit?
Go, Hot Dogs!
:13:20
- Bitch, get a life!
- Ah, yeah !
:13:23
We got a mad town
up in this mother.
:13:25
Yo, shorties gonna be
linin' up to get with me.
:13:28
Yo, check it.
Time to get busy.
:13:32
Hey, yo, you think he's gonna
hizzit the skizzins?
:13:34
Yo, man, that boy
ain't got no skills, man.
:13:37
Watch out, guys.
Coming through here.
:13:38
Hey, yo, white boy.
You better check yourself, man.
:13:42
This is our first show ever.
Don't screw it up.
:13:47
Yeah, look, dude. I heard Carol Brawner
invited her cousin tonight.
:13:51
And the word is,
his brother's roommate...
:13:53
knows a guy
who knows a scout in L.A.
:13:57
- Shut up.
- Yeah.
:13:58
Thank God we got these T-shirts
printed, huh? Yeah. Check 'em out.
:14:08
Okay, we're gonna rendezvous here
at 0030 hours, all right?
:14:13
Wait, William.
There's gonna be drinking in there.
:14:15
- Yeah? So?
- So what are you gonna do?
:14:18
They're gonna kick you out
if you don't drink.
:14:21
Well, I will be drinking.
:14:24
- But, William, you could get drunk.
- You could get addicted.
:14:28
No. It's okay. Look.
:14:29
I downloaded this little baby
off the net.
:14:32
I will know exactly how many spirits
I may imbibe...
:14:35
without affecting my judgment
or my behavior.
:14:38
Wow. You've got every angle covered.
:14:41
You know, William,
from this light...
:14:44
you somewhat resemble
David Duchovny.
:14:52
William, trust no one.
:14:55
I am a sex machine!