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LONG TIME, HUH?
:40:03
I GUESS IF YOU'RE
SEEING THIS TAPE,
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YOU KIND OF FIGURED THAT
MY VACATION PLANS, UH...
:40:10
CHANGED.
:40:12
I WAS SET TO GO OFF AND...
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TRY AND SAVE THE ORANGUTAN,
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DO WHAT I C-CAN.
:40:24
I-IRONIC, ISN'T IT?
:40:27
LOOK WHO'S...
CAGED AND...
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[MUMBLES]
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UM, THIS...LITTLE D-DOCUDRAMA
HERE WAS NOT MY IDEA,
:40:40
AND I'M SORRY, BUT, UM...
:40:43
THE FOLKS AT
THE AMERICAN CITIZEN SERVICE
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H-HAVE DONE ALL THEY CAN,
:40:50
AND--AND NOW THEY TELL ME
:40:52
THAT--THAT YOU GUYS
ARE MY LAST CHANCE.
:40:55
SO...I DON'T KNOW IF--
IF YOU EVEN--
:41:00
IF YOU'RE EVEN THINKING
ABOUT COMING BACK,
:41:03
BUT IF THERE'S
THE SLIGHTEST CHANCE,
:41:07
I WILL TELL YOU THIS,
THAT, UM...
:41:11
I--I HAVEN'T BEEN, UH,
HARMED IN ANY WAY.
:41:15
I--I HAVEN'T--
I HAVEN'T BEEN TORTURED.
:41:19
EXCEPT BY BOREDOM
AND HUNGER.
:41:23
NOT--NOT A WHOLE LOT OF
GOOD STUFF TO EAT.
:41:26
NO BURGERS FOR YOU,
SHERIFF,
:41:29
BUT...THERE'S RICE,
PLENTY OF RICE.
:41:31
YOUR RICE NEEDS
DEFINITELY WILL BE MET.
:41:34
BUT, UM...
:41:38
IF YOU DO...
:41:42
IF YOU DO COME BACK,
:41:45
I WILL--I WILL
FEEL GUILTY, YES.
:41:47
AND I ALREADY DO JUST FOR--
JUST FOR ASKING YOU, BUT...
:41:53
AT LEAST I WON'T--
I WON'T FEEL THE FEAR,
:41:57
AND I KNOW
THAT'S NOT FAIR, UM...