*His friends would say,
stop whinin'*
* They've had enough
of that *
*His friends would say,
stop pinin'*
* There's other girls
to look at *
* They've tried to set him up
with Tiffany *
* And Indigo *
* But there's somethin'
about Mary *
* That they don't know *
* Mary *

* There's just somethin'
about Mary *
* Well, his friends say *
* Look,
life's no fairy tale *
* That he should
have some fun *
* He's suffered
long enough *
* Well, they may know
about domestic *
* And imported ale *
* But they don't know
a thing about love *
* Well, his friends
would say he's dreamin' *
* And livin' in the past *
* But they've never
fallen in love *
* So his friends
need not be asked *
* His friends would say,
be reasonable *
* His friends would say,
let go *
* But there's somethin'
about Mary *
* That they don't know *