:13:01
Ted:
I swear...
:13:02
The bathroom
is that way.
:13:05
Maybe I'll open up
a can of whup-ass on him.
:13:08
Trying to do
the kid a favor.
:13:15
[Unzips Pants]
:13:17
[Urinating]
:13:19
[Cooing]
:13:24
* Why do birds *
:13:27
*Suddenly appear *
:13:31
*Every time *
:13:33
* You are near? *
:13:37
*Just like me *
:13:39
* They long to be *
:13:41
[Record Scratches]
:13:42
Ted: Hmm?
:13:44
Sheila: Ohh.!
:13:45
Is he looking at you?
What is he...
:13:46
Oh, no. L...
:13:48
- Oh!
- [Gasps]
:13:49
No, no, I was...
:13:50
Mary: Mom, wait.!
:13:52
Ted: Shit!
:13:53
[Zip]
:13:56
Ow!
:13:57
Aah.!
:13:59
Aah.! Aah.!
:14:04
[Knock On Door]
:14:06
Mary: Ted, are you ok?
:14:09
Ted: Yeah, I'm fine.!
Everything's ok.!
:14:11
Ok, ok,
just take your time.
:14:13
It's all right.
:14:14
He's been in there
over a half an hour.
:14:17
Charlie, I think
he's masturbating.
:14:19
- Oh, come on!
- Mom!
:14:21
Well...
:14:22
He's not masturbating.
:14:24
Well, he was
watching you undress...
:14:25
with a silly grin
on his face.
:14:27
Ted: I was
watching the birds.!
:14:28
Do something.
:14:29
What do you
want me to do?
:14:32
I think he needs
some male help.
:14:35
Oh, for crying
out loud.
:14:36
Dad, just give
him a minute.
:14:38
Ok, kid, listen,
I'm coming in, ok?
:14:41
No, no. Don't...
:14:43
Exactly what the hell
is the situation here?
:14:45
What did you do, shit
yourself or something?
:14:47
Oh, I wish. L...
:14:49
I got it stuck.
:14:51
You got what stuck?
:14:53
It!
:14:55
Oh! It. Um...
:14:58
Um, uh, well, um...
listen, uh...