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[Knock On Door]
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Mary: Ted, are you ok?
:14:09
Ted: Yeah, I'm fine.!
Everything's ok.!
:14:11
Ok, ok,
just take your time.
:14:13
It's all right.
:14:14
He's been in there
over a half an hour.
:14:17
Charlie, I think
he's masturbating.
:14:19
- Oh, come on!
- Mom!
:14:21
Well...
:14:22
He's not masturbating.
:14:24
Well, he was
watching you undress...
:14:25
with a silly grin
on his face.
:14:27
Ted: I was
watching the birds.!
:14:28
Do something.
:14:29
What do you
want me to do?
:14:32
I think he needs
some male help.
:14:35
Oh, for crying
out loud.
:14:36
Dad, just give
him a minute.
:14:38
Ok, kid, listen,
I'm coming in, ok?
:14:41
No, no. Don't...
:14:43
Exactly what the hell
is the situation here?
:14:45
What did you do, shit
yourself or something?
:14:47
Oh, I wish. L...
:14:49
I got it stuck.
:14:51
You got what stuck?
:14:53
It!
:14:55
Oh! It. Um...
:14:58
Um, uh, well, um...
listen, uh...
:15:00
it's not the end
of the world.
:15:02
These kind of
things happen. Uh...
:15:04
uh, let's have
a look at it.
:15:09
Oh, my God
in Heaven save him!
:15:11
Shh! Shh!
:15:13
Shush.
:15:14
Quiet.
:15:15
Uh, Sh-Sheila.
:15:16
No.
:15:17
Sheila, uh, honey?
:15:18
Ted: Don't.
:15:20
Sheila, honey...
:15:22
uh, you gotta
come here.
:15:23
You gotta
see this.
:15:24
What is it?
:15:25
What? No?!
:15:26
Don't! Don't!
:15:28
Don't worry.
She's a dental hygienist.
:15:30
She'll know
exactly what to do.
:15:32
- Hi, Ted.
- Hi, Mrs. Jensen.
:15:33
How are you?
:15:34
You ok?
:15:36
Yeah.
:15:37
Holy shit!
:15:39
Mrs. Jensen: Charlie,
you could have warned me.
:15:41
Ok, I, um...
:15:43
Mrs. Jensen, l...
:15:44
Right, right. Ok.
:15:45
I don't want her to hear,
you know?
:15:46
Ok. Um, let's just
relax here, ok?
:15:48
Now, uh, uh...
:15:50
what exactly
are we, uh...
:15:52
Iooking at here, huh?
:15:54
What do you mean?
Look at the...
:15:56
I mean, is it
the, um...