:15:01
...but she was...
:15:03
...enchanting.
:15:04
Enchanting?
:15:05
Her daughter owns it now.
:15:08
Too bad for her.
:15:12
Excuse me, Mr. Fox.
:15:14
My father is getting
married again.
:15:15
For 5 years, he's been living
with a woman named Gillian...
:15:18
...who studied decorating
at Caesar's Palace.
:15:21
Is it porcelain?
:15:22
Rubber.
:15:25
Once I read a story about a
butterfly in the subway, and today...
:15:28
...l saw one.
:15:30
It got on at 42nd...
:15:31
...and off at 59th...
:15:33
...where I assume it went
to Bloomingdale's...
:15:34
...to buy a hat that will
turn out to be a mistake.
:15:37
As almost all hats are.
:15:41
Listen to this:
:15:42
Every night a truck pulls up
to my neighborhood bagel place...
:15:44
...and pumps about a ton of flour
into underground tanks.
:15:47
Then the air is filled...
:15:49
...with white dust
which never seems to land.
:15:51
Why is that?
:15:54
Confession: I have read
Pride and Prejudice about 200 times.
:15:59
I get lost in the language.
Words like...
:16:01
... "thither. "
:16:02
"Mischance. "
:16:04
"Felicity. "
:16:07
I'm always in agony over whether
Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy...
:16:09
...are really going to get together.
:16:12
Read it.
:16:13
I know you'll love it.
:16:17
The whole purpose ofplaces
like Starbucks...
:16:19
...is for people with no
decision-making ability whatsoever...
:16:21
...to make six decisions
just to buy one cup of coffee.
:16:25
Short, tall, lite, dark...
:16:27
...caf, decaf...
:16:29
...low-fat, nonfat...
:16:31
...et cetera.
:16:33
Mocha frappuccino grande.
:16:35
So people who don't know
what the hell they're doing...
:16:37
...or who on earth they are
can, for only $2.95...
:16:40
...get notjust a cup of coffee...
:16:42
...but an absolutely
defining sense of self.
:16:47
Tall.
:16:48
Decaf.
:16:49
Cappuccino.
:16:51
Tall decaf cappuccino.