:43:00
What was your reason?
:43:01
Oh, really, Eric, who remembers?
:43:04
You don't remember?
It was only 6 months ago.
:43:06
Well, 6 months is a long time.
:43:08
No, 6 months is nothing!
:43:10
Jesus, Eric, relax.
:43:12
OK, fine. You don't remember
the lame excuse
:43:16
you gave me 6 months ago
for breaking up with me.
:43:18
I'll tell you.
:43:19
You like me as a friend,
but not as a boyfriend,
:43:21
even though
you found me attractive.
:43:25
That's not lame.
:43:26
It makes no sense whatsoever.
:43:28
I think it makes sense.
:43:30
See? That's what
I'm talking about.
:43:33
That's what I have
to deal with.
:43:35
These insane leaps of reasoning.
:43:38
And they sound logical at first,
:43:40
until later.
:43:41
Until you go home, sit down,
:43:43
and think about them.
:43:44
And then it's like...
:43:46
what?
:43:47
Really, Eric, you just
got to calm down.
:43:50
Look, all I'm asking for
is the truth.
:43:53
If you want to break up
with me, fine.
:43:55
Just tell me the reason why.
:43:57
Is that too much to ask?
:44:02
I'm stupid.
:44:07
What are you doing?
:44:08
I'm going home.
:44:09
But you just got here.
:44:10
Eric, please, please,
don't do this. Don't go.
:44:12
OK, fine, I won't go home.
:44:14
Tell me the truth
and I'll stay.
:44:16
What?
:44:17
Tell me the real reason
:44:18
you broke up with me
and I'll stay.
:44:23
OK, OK, OK, OK,
I'll do it. Oh, God!
:44:31
I can't speak for Bridget
or any of the others...
:44:33
Fine.
:44:35
But for me, just for me.
:44:41
The truth is
I broke up with you
:44:42
because you were the worst lover
:44:45
I ever had in my life.
:44:46
What?
:44:47
I'm serious.
:44:48
Even counting high school,
:44:50
it was... it was bad.
:44:59
Ow! [Grunting]