1:01:00
and there he is,
making out with another woman!
1:01:03
Do you see what I'm saying?
1:01:05
Oh, I feel you.
1:01:06
And who do I have to blame?
I have myself to blame
1:01:09
because I've dated enough
narcissistically neurotic men
1:01:11
to know that you are all
just a pack of roaming babies
1:01:15
in search of a giant teat
1:01:17
from which to suck
the life blood out of me
1:01:20
until I'm a hollow shell.
1:01:23
What?
1:01:24
Well, baby,
all this talk about teats
1:01:26
just made me think I
should say something.
1:01:27
Uh, I'm sensing
a lot of hostility
1:01:29
coming from the back seat.
1:01:30
Oh, really?
That's very astute.
1:01:32
Well, that's not good
for me, man.
1:01:34
That kind of energy
1:01:35
damages the plush interior
of my cab, right?
1:01:37
And you're blowing
a $5.00 high, mama.
1:01:40
You need to find yourself a man
1:01:41
who's secure enough
to appreciate you
1:01:43
for the superior woman
that you are.
1:01:46
I like a strong woman.
1:01:47
Oh... yeah. Mm-hmm.
1:01:49
And you are a strong woman.
1:01:51
If I was you,
I would pull over with me
1:01:53
and celebrate
our strength together.
1:01:54
What do you think
about that, baby?
1:01:57
This corner's great.
1:01:58
This corner's fantastic for me.
1:02:00
Well, let's do that.
I didn't know you wanted
1:02:02
to pull over so soon,
but I'll tell you what,
1:02:04
do you wanna make slow,
passionate love,
1:02:05
or should I leave
the meter running?
1:02:07
Baby? Baby?
1:02:09
Baby actually left.
1:02:11
Mm, mm, mm.
1:02:13
Now, let me see.
Did I smile?
1:02:17
I must not have smiled.
That's what it was.
1:02:19
Bridget: That was
a total waste of time.
1:02:21
Really, law school.
That is so yuppie.
1:02:24
Do you believe him going on
1:02:25
about real estate all night?
1:02:26
What is it with guys
1:02:27
where they think you give a shit
about their stuff?
1:02:29
Oh! There he is.
1:02:31
Bridget: You think this is too mean
ditching him this way?
1:02:37
Caitlyn: Please,
the law school thing is bad enough,
1:02:40
but what's with the cowboy shirt
and the gladiator hair?
1:02:43
Bridget: Really.
1:02:44
Oh, and you might want
to try a new approach.
1:02:47
This whole thing
with the matchbooks
1:02:48
is so predictable.
1:02:49
What do you expect?
I'm under a deadline.
1:02:51
What time is it anyway?
1:02:54
Oh, my God.
1:02:55
- What?
- We've got an hour.
1:02:56
An hour? Are you serious?
1:02:58
Come on!
1:02:59
Wait a minute.