:05:00
So you show up after a week with
a tattoo and suddenly wanna break up ?
:05:04
What happened in Florida, Taylor ?
:05:07
Look, if you wanna
torture yourself--
:05:11
Oh, whatever. Okay.
:05:13
So we're at this club one night
and Chandler gets totally plowed,
:05:16
and she starts making out
with this old guy for like
20 minutes on the dance floor.
:05:20
Well, imagine our surprise
when this old guy turns out
to be Warren G.'s hairdresser.
:05:25
- lsn't he gay ?
- Whatever.
:05:27
So he sets us up with passes to
the spring break beach house, so we go.
:05:30
- §§ [ R&B ]
- [ Deejay ] Hey, hey.
What's up ? How's it going ?
:05:33
Welcome to spring break, live from
the beach house of Daytona, Florida.
:05:37
Beautiful weather, slammin' bands...
:05:39
and, of course, 300 relative
strangers from all around
this great nation of ours,
:05:43
[ Laughing ]
cuttin' loose, half naked...
:05:47
and generally having a good time.
:05:49
Uh !
:05:51
[ Taylor ]
The next thing l know, Taylor Vaughan
is handpicked by the director...
:05:55
- to dance on her very own raft.
- Hey !
:05:58
§ Taken for a ride §
:06:01
§ Do just what l feel inside §
:06:04
§ Everything will be all right §§
:06:06
This is all fascinating, Taylor,
:06:08
but, uh, could you maybe skip to the
part where you decide to screw me over ?
:06:11
Hold on.
l'm getting there. Okay.
:06:13
l've been dancing for maybe
five minutes, and l nearly fell off,
:06:16
which would have been so embarrassing,
being on cable and everything.
:06:19
So l turn around to see what l've hit,
and that's when it happened.
:06:23
Hey, l'm Brock Hudson ! Hey !
:06:27
Brock Hudson ?
What kind of a name is that ?
:06:30
- What kind of name is Zack ?
Okay, Brock is from The Real World.
- What, like Reseda ?
:06:35
No, like the TV show, okay ?
Real World, L.A. Second season. Hello.
:06:40
The dyslexic volleyball guy ?
:06:42
They kicked him out of the house.
:06:44
The next three days
were kind of a blur.
:06:46
- [ Taylor Laughing ]
- l mean, it was like we had known
each other for weeks.
:06:51
He knew exactly what l was thinking,
and l didn't even have to say a word.
:06:57
So before l left,
Brock said he had a surprise for me: