:09:00
Think about it.
:09:08
- [ Bell Rings ]
- [ Students Chattering ]
:09:12
Well, check it out.
That's it for another day, earthquakes.
:09:15
By the way, my condolences
go out to a certain individual
who got dissed and dismissed...
:09:20
by his longtime,
magically delicious girlfriend.
:09:23
Relax, man.
No one knows it's you.
:09:25
[ Deejay ] Hey, hang in there, Zack.
lt happens to the best of us.
:09:29
Keep that head up,
all right, son ?
:09:31
As far as the other dude,
if it doesn't kill you, it only
makes you stronger. All right ?
:09:35
Yeah. You better do something, man,
'cause your legacy's in jeopardy here.
:09:38
l mean, one second
you're Zack Siler, class president,
:09:42
standout athlete,
all-around bad-ass mamba-jahamba.
:09:45
The next thing you know,
you're Zack Siler, bitch-boy.
:09:47
- § Give it to me, baby §§
- [ Girls Screaming ]
:09:51
Hey, how are you guys ?
Hey. Hey.
:09:56
- Brock.
- Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
:09:59
- Hi !
- Hey. Hey, baby.
:10:11
[ Chuckles ]
What's up ? How's it going ?
:10:14
Who the hell
does she think she is ?
:10:17
There are 2,000 girls in this school,
and l can bump monkeys
with every one of 'em.
:10:20
- Taylor Vaughan is totally replaceable.
- Spare me this wax shit...
:10:24
about replaceable, because we're
talking about Taylor Vaughan here.
:10:26
- Sorry, man. He's-- He's right.
- Of course l'm right.
:10:29
l mean, the girl's
an institution in this place.
:10:31
Every girl wants to be her,
and every guy wants to nail her.
:10:34
- Basically, she's you... with tits.
- [ Laughs ]
:10:37
Nah, nah, you're wrong, you see.
:10:39
The Taylor Vaughan you just described
is an illusion, a myth.
:10:43
You strip away
all that attitude and makeup...
:10:46
and basically all you have is
a C-minus G.P.A. with a wonder bra.
:10:49
Oh, give it up.
:10:51
Take, uh--
Take her for example.
:10:54
Short, decent rack,
:10:56
kind of a Chelsea Clinton
thing going on.
:10:59
But given the right look,