How did you know about that ?
Please. They've only run that
spring break thing like a zillion times.
- So who's the lucky rebound skank ?
- Rebound skank ?
- Well, there's gotta be
somebody, right ?
- Well, l wouldn't say somebody.
But there is sort of a project.
- Project ?
- Yeah.
To tell you the truth, she kind of,
uh-- she kind of blew me off.
l like her already.
Well, the only thing l can figure
is it's gotta be some kind of mistake.
Zack, l realize it's
a difficult concept...
for a bitch magnet
such as yourself to grasp,
but did it ever occur to you
to make a little effort ?
- What do you mean ?
- Find out where she hangs out.
- Find out what she likes.
- [ Door Closes ]
Oh, crap.
Mom and Dad are home.
lf they ask, l'm at Ashley's.
Her brother's home.
He's so cute.
He just got kicked out
of military school.

Zachary, how was
the first day back ?
Ah. School is school.
Taylor and the girls
have a good time in Florida ?
- l guess so.
- There's still no word on
the Dartmouth application ?
Obviously not.
You haven't heard
from a single university yet.
- lsn't that a bit unusual
at this point in the year ?
- Not really.
You know maybe l ought to give
Ken Wortham in the alumni office a buzz.
- l owe him a call anyway.
- Nah, nah, let's give it
a couple of days.
Probably hear something
by Friday.
We'll give it till
the end of the week.