God, l hope that's not
your acceptance speech.
Okay, sir, that will be one tahina kebab
with a side of spiced hummus salad.
Would you like to super-size
those falafel balls ?
Hmm. Let me see.
- Laney.
- Exactly what does
this super-size entail ?
Stalking is illegal
in all 50 states.
- Come on. l just wanna talk.
- l find myself torn.
Perhaps l could see
a sample ball...
to better equip myself
for such a decision.
- Don't you have a break coming up ?
- One moment, sir.
Uh, uh, miss ?
One moment, sir.
l'm not smart.
- What ?
- What ? You figure l could--
l could tutor you or something ?
- You think, "Oh, well,
there's Laney Boggs. She's a dork.
- Look, Laney.
- Laney.
- She must at least be smart."
Well, guess what, l'm not.
Laney, l have the fourth
highest G.P.A. in our class.
Mm-hmm.
Oh. What is this, some kind of new dork
outreach program ? l'm just not, uh--

- No, it-- Are you always like this ?
- No.
- Yes.
- Come on. Five minutes.
- [ Customer ] Miss ?
- Five seconds.
Okay. Um, l really
wanted to talk to you about...
- art.
- Art ?
- You don't take art.
- How do you know ?
How come l haven't seen you
in any of my classes ?
Well, 'cause l'm-- l'm busy
with soccer and stuff.
So they let me take
one of those, uh-- the, uh--
- lndependent studies ?
- Yes.
But listen, l saw some of your stuff
in class. lt's really good.
So any kind of help you could give me,
l'd appreciate it.
- Sure. l-- Maybe sometime.
- How about tonight ?
The show at the Jester.
You can have my ticket.
That's great.
One moment, please.