:02:00
My back was to her when
that auspicious blackout hit.
:02:03
I never got a chance
to see her.
:02:10
It must've been the cloak of darkness
concealing my usual romantic block.
:02:15
Because that night I was smart,
I was funny, I was invincible
:02:19
Did you ever notice in the movie "Willy
Wonka & the Chocolate Factory"...
:02:22
that the 0ompa Loompas
never wore hairnets?
:02:25
Do you know what I really hate?
Those stickers they put on apples.
:02:28
By the time you peel it off,
you don't want the apple anymore.
:02:31
I sometimes wish I could
just crawl up with a girl.
:02:34
Just hold each other. Like that picture
of John Lennon and Yoko 0no.
:02:38
That is so sweet.
:02:41
And that's when it happened.
:02:48
Our tongues tangled.
:02:50
And our hands began displaying
their in credible night vision.
:02:57
Her little breasts were
just the right size to fill...
:03:01
a champagne glass.
:03:16
My impressive man hood in my pants
expanded like popcorn.
:03:29
We never knew
each other's names.
:03:31
Maybe it was the mystery of if all
that made it so exciting.
:03:43
in the morning...
:03:50
she was gone.
:03:55
I had to find her.
:03:58
I didn't get much support
from my roommate Rod.