:03:01
a champagne glass.
:03:16
My impressive man hood in my pants
expanded like popcorn.
:03:29
We never knew
each other's names.
:03:31
Maybe it was the mystery of if all
that made it so exciting.
:03:43
in the morning...
:03:50
she was gone.
:03:55
I had to find her.
:03:58
I didn't get much support
from my roommate Rod.
:04:01
What you're getting so bad
out of shape for, man?
:04:04
- I mean, it's just a girl.
- I should've expected you to say that.
:04:10
- What do you mean?
- I mean you're the kind of guy...
:04:12
who likes those silhouettes of naked
women on the mud flaps of trucks.
:04:16
You play video games watching a porn
movie on the picture and picture.
:04:19
- You revel in the size of your dumps.
- Hey, Matt!
:04:23
You gotta check this out!
:04:25
Yeah, I do all those things.
:04:27
This isn't just another girl, Rod.
I connected with her.
:04:31
The last intimate encounter I had
with a woman was when I was five.
:04:36
Id pulled down my pants, and
Vickie poured sand on my winky.
:04:39
This is better than playing
with you shovel, man.
:04:43
Ever since then, I've had this
burning need for a woman.
:04:46
When I was 10 years old,
I liked getting a boner so much...
:04:48
I started taping my pecker so that
it would stay up all the time.
:04:52
I did the same thing,
but I used duct tape, man.
:04:55
Shut up, I'm trying
to make a point here.
:04:57
I've never had this kind of
success with a woman before.