:06:02
This penile power thing is gonna
help me increase my libido...
:06:07
help me maintain
a full firm erection...
:06:09
and it's gonna help me
control my ejaculation, baby.
:06:13
- So I'm gonna do it all night long!
- When do you start junior high?
:06:17
No, man, look here. I'm serious.
It works. Check this out.
:06:20
This is Kung Chang, right?
Master of penile power.
:06:23
Look. He's lifting 500 pounds
with his penis, man!
:06:27
Great, that's useful! is he gonna
enter himself in a tractor pull?
:06:30
Whatever, man.
:06:32
So what are you gonna
do about this girl?
:06:35
- She left this.
- Hey, man, let me see that!
:06:43
No...
:06:44
...I don't recognize this one.
- Hey, give them back!
:06:51
What are you gonna do? You're
gonna boil them and make soup?
:06:55
You don't want
a girlfriend. Jesus.
:06:59
And then there's the other thing.
You'd spend every Friday night...
:07:03
watching movies adapted from
the latest Jane Austen book.
:07:08
- You don't want that, man!
- It's pretty cold, Rod.
:07:11
Listen, when it comes to men
and women, men get a raw deal.
:07:15
For centuries, we've been killing
over 15 years before our wives...
:07:19
and all because of all the stress
in the work place, right?
:07:23
But not once have they
apologized, man...
:07:25
for all the millions of years
of life we've lost working...
:07:29
while women stayed home.
:07:32
I couldn't understand why
Rod hated women so much.
:07:35
I suspected there was some past
horror that made him this way.
:07:41
Man, all you gotta do is find the
matching bra to those panties.
:07:46
- Mystery solved!
- That's not a half bad idea.
:07:53
You're never gonna get
in the Virgin Vault, man.
:07:56
They don't let boys in
the girls' side, alright?
:07:59
- No, this will work.
- You're high, man.