What are these?
Are these stress balls?
To relieve tension, like Humphrey
Bogart did in that old movie.
"There's three ways to do
things aboard my vessel.
The right way, the wrong way
and my way.
If you do things my way,
we'll get along just fine".
- Those are my pinball balls.
- What?
Pinball balls. I put them inside of me,
I rock my legs and I get off.
Really?
0kay, I'm sorry,
I have to go.
- Hey, Matt.
- What's the matter with you?
Penile power.
It seems to be causing a little pain,
if you know what I mean.
- So what's plan B, Mr. Coyote?
- I'm gonna continue searching.
Everyday, between classes and
homework, I'll create a problem.

So they let me into fixit.
Man in the hall!
Once inside, I just figure out
a way to get in the girls' rooms.
Hello. This is Phil Gambone
calling from KR0K radio.
You won the morning prize.
A new car.
You should've been there the day
I turned the air-conditioner off.
It was a feast for the eyes!
And there was Cynthia Dessert,
the "crème" of womanhood.
She loomed as a titan in
my masturbatory dreams.
She's the perfect example of
the power women holdover men.
We're paralyzed by their beauty.
We're rendered speechless by it.
If we're lucky to say anything to
them, it all sounds like gibberish.
You're Matt,
the maintenance guy, right?