:16:02
So they let me into fixit.
:16:04
Man in the hall!
:16:15
Once inside, I just figure out
a way to get in the girls' rooms.
:16:20
Hello. This is Phil Gambone
calling from KR0K radio.
:16:24
You won the morning prize.
A new car.
:16:27
You should've been there the day
I turned the air-conditioner off.
:16:30
It was a feast for the eyes!
:16:36
And there was Cynthia Dessert,
the "crème" of womanhood.
:16:42
She loomed as a titan in
my masturbatory dreams.
:16:46
She's the perfect example of
the power women holdover men.
:16:50
We're paralyzed by their beauty.
We're rendered speechless by it.
:16:54
If we're lucky to say anything to
them, it all sounds like gibberish.
:16:58
You're Matt,
the maintenance guy, right?
:17:03
I need some help in my room.
:17:07
How can a guy have a real
conversation with a girl like this...
:17:10
when we're made so helpless?
:17:13
In the animal kingdom, when
2members stare at each other...
:17:16
it is a test of dominance.
:17:18
The first one to look away
is considered the weaker.
:17:22
Between a man and a woman,
cards are stacked against the man.
:17:27
Because, let's face it,
every time a guy meets a girl...
:17:31
he wants to check out
her breasts.
:17:34
A man must summon all his will not
to lookdown at those golden orbs...
:17:38
whose wondrous tips are upturned,
aimed right at his eyes.
:17:53
Once a man loses
this test of nerves...
:17:56
the woman knows she has
a great secret power over him...
:17:59
and she can get him
to do anything she wants.