:17:03
I need some help in my room.
:17:07
How can a guy have a real
conversation with a girl like this...
:17:10
when we're made so helpless?
:17:13
In the animal kingdom, when
2members stare at each other...
:17:16
it is a test of dominance.
:17:18
The first one to look away
is considered the weaker.
:17:22
Between a man and a woman,
cards are stacked against the man.
:17:27
Because, let's face it,
every time a guy meets a girl...
:17:31
he wants to check out
her breasts.
:17:34
A man must summon all his will not
to lookdown at those golden orbs...
:17:38
whose wondrous tips are upturned,
aimed right at his eyes.
:17:53
Once a man loses
this test of nerves...
:17:56
the woman knows she has
a great secret power over him...
:17:59
and she can get him
to do anything she wants.
:18:01
Like a sexual sorceress, Cynthia
had several men under her spell.
:18:05
You can use my desk-top PC
anytime you want, all semester.
:18:08
I have an extra pizza.
I thought you might want it.
:18:10
When you're done, I just need
some help moving some furniture.
:18:17
Thanks for getting this
masterpiece theater!
:18:19
- Strange, it was getting only ESPN.
- Yeah, it's weird.
:18:23
- Anybody for a game of foosball?
- No, thanks.
:18:26
Come on, you guys!
:18:29
What about you,
maintenance boy?
:18:32
You wanna play? Just one game!
I'm talking one game here.
:18:36
It's a bad sign when you meet
a girl who wears no make-up.
:18:39
Unfortunately,
I didn't heed the warnings.
:18:41
Arlene suckered me into
a game of strip foosball.
:18:45
The loser of each goal will have
to remove one article of clothing.
:18:50
Prepare to get naked.