:18:01
Like a sexual sorceress, Cynthia
had several men under her spell.
:18:05
You can use my desk-top PC
anytime you want, all semester.
:18:08
I have an extra pizza.
I thought you might want it.
:18:10
When you're done, I just need
some help moving some furniture.
:18:17
Thanks for getting this
masterpiece theater!
:18:19
- Strange, it was getting only ESPN.
- Yeah, it's weird.
:18:23
- Anybody for a game of foosball?
- No, thanks.
:18:26
Come on, you guys!
:18:29
What about you,
maintenance boy?
:18:32
You wanna play? Just one game!
I'm talking one game here.
:18:36
It's a bad sign when you meet
a girl who wears no make-up.
:18:39
Unfortunately,
I didn't heed the warnings.
:18:41
Arlene suckered me into
a game of strip foosball.
:18:45
The loser of each goal will have
to remove one article of clothing.
:18:50
Prepare to get naked.
:19:10
Beat Matt!
:19:19
I don't know why you girls get such
fiendish delight in defeating men.
:19:22
- We've been emasculated all life.
- You're just trying to distract me.
:19:26
I'm serious. My mom taught me who
was boss when I was 5 years old.
:19:30
She started spanking me
with a wooden spoon.
:19:33
We've been forced into
submissive roles all our lives.
:19:37
You might as well be wearing
those little French maid outfits.
:19:41
Your dumb stories will not
throw me off my game.
:19:45
I'm trying to make a point here.
Let me tell you.
:19:48
I've never felt more manly then the
day my mother broke her spoon...
:19:52
on my hard buttocks.
:19:55
The tyranny of the spoon was over,
and my ass was liberated.