:21:11
Thank God I turned the
thermostat up that day...
:21:14
otherwise my man hood would've
recoiled like a turtlehead...
:21:19
instead of hanging out like
an anaconda waiting for a match.
:21:36
Man, you lost to a girl?
:21:38
Yeah, and my pride shrank
like my scrotum on a snow day.
:21:42
Speaking of scrotum,
I think I can...
:21:45
add a little weight.
:21:51
I'm up to 10 pounds, baby.
:21:59
I wonder why God equipped women
with all the weapons for seduction?
:22:04
What do you mean?
:22:06
Take the breasts, for example.
:22:09
You've the bosom...
:22:11
the aureole... the nipple.
:22:14
Three concentric circles.
:22:16
in other words,
it's the bull's eye.
:22:21
Its no wonder the breast
is the target for all men.
:22:25
- That's profound.
- And men are grotesque.
:22:28
I'm not just talking about
the little habits we have...
:22:32
like cleaning our ears
with our car keys.
:22:34
We're grotesque to the core.
Look at the penis.
:22:38
It looks like God had some left-over
skin when he was making elbow...
:22:41
...and he slapped in our groin.
- Man, it freaks me out.
:22:46
The penis is the first
to shrivel when it's cold...
:22:48
and it's the first
to shrink in fear.
:22:51
The penis is a cowardly flap
of left-over elbow flesh.
:22:55
You wouldn't think that way if you
had a little of my penile power.