What do you mean?
Take the breasts, for example.
You've the bosom...
the aureole... the nipple.
Three concentric circles.
in other words,
it's the bull's eye.
Its no wonder the breast
is the target for all men.
- That's profound.
- And men are grotesque.
I'm not just talking about
the little habits we have...
like cleaning our ears
with our car keys.
We're grotesque to the core.
Look at the penis.
It looks like God had some left-over
skin when he was making elbow...
...and he slapped in our groin.
- Man, it freaks me out.
The penis is the first
to shrivel when it's cold...
and it's the first
to shrink in fear.
The penis is a cowardly flap
of left-over elbow flesh.
You wouldn't think that way if you
had a little of my penile power.

I screwed up the air-conditioning
in the Virgin Vault again today.
This time is too hot, so that girls
will strip down to next to nothing.
I should be getting a call
anytime now to fix it.
- Do you have any suspects yet?
- No, there's too many choices.
Their dorm is a Whitman
sampler of women!
A virtual pot-pourri of pussy.
It's more than sex. Those women
have distinct personalities.
Look over there.
You see that girl?
I call her Ever Tan Barbara.
Who's the girl with the
magic markers up there?
It's René. She writes
cheat notes on her breasts.
See next door? That's Sasha.
She's totally into purple.
Have you seen that girl at
the front desk, Rhonda?
She can be really cute, but she has
this habit of picking her eyebrows.
Yeah, nice from afar,
but far from nice!