:23:04
I screwed up the air-conditioning
in the Virgin Vault again today.
:23:07
This time is too hot, so that girls
will strip down to next to nothing.
:23:13
I should be getting a call
anytime now to fix it.
:23:19
- Do you have any suspects yet?
- No, there's too many choices.
:23:23
Their dorm is a Whitman
sampler of women!
:23:26
A virtual pot-pourri of pussy.
:23:29
It's more than sex. Those women
have distinct personalities.
:23:34
Look over there.
You see that girl?
:23:37
I call her Ever Tan Barbara.
:23:39
Who's the girl with the
magic markers up there?
:23:41
It's René. She writes
cheat notes on her breasts.
:23:46
See next door? That's Sasha.
She's totally into purple.
:23:51
Have you seen that girl at
the front desk, Rhonda?
:23:53
She can be really cute, but she has
this habit of picking her eyebrows.
:23:57
Yeah, nice from afar,
but far from nice!
:24:00
And you're right. Some girls watch
Jane Austen movies every Friday.
:24:05
The literary world has a term
for those fanatics. "Janeites".
:24:09
My God, let's watch it tonight.
I'll make the popcorn!
:24:13
There's this girl Penny.
Ever seen her?
:24:15
She's always on the phone crying
with her long-distance boyfriend.
:24:18
He wants to break up with her. She
is on the same floor as Maureen...
:24:21
...who has a new hair-style everyday!
- I've seen her around.
:24:26
Who's that girl with
the green slime, man?
:24:29
You've found Dana.
She's on a all-algae diet.
:24:33
- And who's the hummer on three?
- That's Michelle.
:24:37
She sounds like some kind of
Buddhist monk, don't you think?
:24:39
So, have you got any more
suspicious suspects yet?
:24:43
I have that one girl who
never comes out of her room.
:24:46
So I stake out her room.
I just hear a little bit of rustling.
:24:50
I bet you that she's
your mystery woman.
:24:55
- Hurry up, the movie is at 7:30.
- I can't lock the door.
:24:58
Forget about it. We're gonna miss
the trailer for "North anger Abbey".