:29:03
I wanna let you know, we're gonna
be doing the lights today, okay?
:29:20
I just want to let you know that
you're hair looks really cute.
:29:23
And that's all.
0kay, thank you. Bye-bye.
:29:30
With the help of my faithful
companion Wendy, I found a match.
:29:34
I waited impatiently for my mystery
maiden to return. It was hours.
:29:40
Finally my romantic quest was
rewarded. She was a goddess.
:29:46
More than I could ever
possibly have hoped for.
:29:50
I was corrupt with happiness.
:29:53
immediately declared
all the feelings I had had for her.
:29:57
I think even the word
"love" was used.
:30:00
I love you.
:30:02
She kept me frozen in suspense,
as awaited for her response.
:30:09
Needless to say, my spirits
crashed like a karmic Kinden berg.
:30:28
Stop soaking, man.
:30:30
Don't you get it?
Women are nothing but trouble!
:30:33
Great. Here we go again.
:30:34
Hear me out, man. Women
complain that all men want...
:30:38
their girls to look like models,
and it makes them angry...
:30:41
that they have to live up to this
expectation. But what about us?
:30:46
We live with the disappointment
that our women won't look like it.
:30:50
They ever take that
in consideration? No.
:30:52
We've been conditioned to expect
something that we'll never get!
:30:56
And what's worse!
Men age better than women.
:30:59
While we get better over time, we
get with women with saggy tits...