:30:00
I love you.
:30:02
She kept me frozen in suspense,
as awaited for her response.
:30:09
Needless to say, my spirits
crashed like a karmic Kinden berg.
:30:28
Stop soaking, man.
:30:30
Don't you get it?
Women are nothing but trouble!
:30:33
Great. Here we go again.
:30:34
Hear me out, man. Women
complain that all men want...
:30:38
their girls to look like models,
and it makes them angry...
:30:41
that they have to live up to this
expectation. But what about us?
:30:46
We live with the disappointment
that our women won't look like it.
:30:50
They ever take that
in consideration? No.
:30:52
We've been conditioned to expect
something that we'll never get!
:30:56
And what's worse!
Men age better than women.
:30:59
While we get better over time, we
get with women with saggy tits...
:31:04
who start wearing those bathing
suits that cover the belly-buttons!
:31:07
Then, they get those short asexual
haircuts, and their thunder thighs!
:31:11
Making love to a woman turns
a man into a cellulite surfer!
:31:14
Who gets the better
in the deal?
:31:16
I wonder what prom-night succubus
or second-date siren...
:31:19
had in stilled him
such zealous misogyny.
:31:24
Can you believe? I've gained a half
an inch since I started using this!
:31:30
Where do you start when you
measure your dick, man?
:31:35
Alright, admit it. l've measured
my dick. Weal have.
:31:40
But the evolved man that I was,
I didn't wanna give Rodman answer.
:31:44
- In your case, from the neck up.
- Screw you, man!
:31:48
So, hey, what are you reading?
:31:51
I was just checking to make
sure the paper printed my ad.
:31:54
I've no clue anymore how
to find my black-out knock-out...
:31:57
so every week I take up a personal
ad in the school newspaper...