:31:04
who start wearing those bathing
suits that cover the belly-buttons!
:31:07
Then, they get those short asexual
haircuts, and their thunder thighs!
:31:11
Making love to a woman turns
a man into a cellulite surfer!
:31:14
Who gets the better
in the deal?
:31:16
I wonder what prom-night succubus
or second-date siren...
:31:19
had in stilled him
such zealous misogyny.
:31:24
Can you believe? I've gained a half
an inch since I started using this!
:31:30
Where do you start when you
measure your dick, man?
:31:35
Alright, admit it. l've measured
my dick. Weal have.
:31:40
But the evolved man that I was,
I didn't wanna give Rodman answer.
:31:44
- In your case, from the neck up.
- Screw you, man!
:31:48
So, hey, what are you reading?
:31:51
I was just checking to make
sure the paper printed my ad.
:31:54
I've no clue anymore how
to find my black-out knock-out...
:31:57
so every week I take up a personal
ad in the school newspaper...
:32:00
telling my mystery girl that I'll be
waiting every Thursday night...
:32:03
in the basement
of the Virgin Vault.
:32:05
So, in complete darkness,
we can renew our relationship...
:32:08
until both of us decide
to reveal our identities.
:32:11
You sit in the dark
every Thursday night?
:32:15
You're a sick man.
You're a freak!
:32:19
- That's it. I'm outta here.
- Alright, man. Take it easy.
:32:24
And if she's easy,
take her twice.
:32:27
My whole operation was
a romantic bay of pigs.
:32:30
Id already spent several
Thursday nights in the dark...
:32:33
and she'd yet to show up.
:32:41
It's me. Wendy.
:32:47
- She didn't come, did she?
- No.
:32:50
- How did you know I was down here?
- I read your personal ad.
:32:54
It's after midnight.
She's probably not gonna show.
:32:57
But I thought you might want
some dinner. Come for a food.