:32:00
telling my mystery girl that I'll be
waiting every Thursday night...
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in the basement
of the Virgin Vault.
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So, in complete darkness,
we can renew our relationship...
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until both of us decide
to reveal our identities.
:32:11
You sit in the dark
every Thursday night?
:32:15
You're a sick man.
You're a freak!
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- That's it. I'm outta here.
- Alright, man. Take it easy.
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And if she's easy,
take her twice.
:32:27
My whole operation was
a romantic bay of pigs.
:32:30
Id already spent several
Thursday nights in the dark...
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and she'd yet to show up.
:32:41
It's me. Wendy.
:32:47
- She didn't come, did she?
- No.
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- How did you know I was down here?
- I read your personal ad.
:32:54
It's after midnight.
She's probably not gonna show.
:32:57
But I thought you might want
some dinner. Come for a food.
:33:01
Wendy was the
über-girl next door.
:33:03
A testament to why women in
our society are cheer-leaders.
:33:06
Everything she did
was perfect.
:33:09
She was arousing in that virginal
MaryAnn, not Ginger sort of way.
:33:14
This kind of girl is scary.
:33:16
She's the kind of girl
you take home to mom.
:33:19
And even scarier, she's the kind
you marry and she becomes your mom.
:33:23
She dresses you, feeds you...
:33:25
leaves notes on toilettes telling you
what chores need to be done.
:33:28
She's scary because you could
see yourself falling for her.
:33:32
But, at the same time,
you feel that if you fall for her...
:33:35
you're settling for
just the average.
:33:38
What?
:33:40
You're just so perfect.
:33:43
I hate when people say that.
I don't wanna be perfect.
:33:52
So my dad had polio
when he was a kid...
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and he had this
really bad leg.
:33:58
And whenever he walked...