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Wendy was the
über-girl next door.
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A testament to why women in
our society are cheer-leaders.
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Everything she did
was perfect.
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She was arousing in that virginal
MaryAnn, not Ginger sort of way.
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This kind of girl is scary.
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She's the kind of girl
you take home to mom.
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And even scarier, she's the kind
you marry and she becomes your mom.
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She dresses you, feeds you...
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leaves notes on toilettes telling you
what chores need to be done.
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She's scary because you could
see yourself falling for her.
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But, at the same time,
you feel that if you fall for her...
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you're settling for
just the average.
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What?
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You're just so perfect.
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I hate when people say that.
I don't wanna be perfect.
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So my dad had polio
when he was a kid...
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and he had this
really bad leg.
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And whenever he walked...
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he made this creepy...
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thumping noise.
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And just super creepy.
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I remember him coming
home from work and...
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walking down the long hallway
to kiss me good night.
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I was scared because all I could
hear was the thumping, you know?
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So I hid under my covers.
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is it not sad to be
so afraid of your father?
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I was really scared of the Wizard
of 0z. That Margaret Hamilton...
:34:34
who does the wicked witch
was so hair-raising, you know?
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And that music...
:34:41
it scared me so much.
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I'd get so scared I couldn't sleep,
`cause it'd get stuck in my head.
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Sometimes, do you know
what I did to calm myself?
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I remembered that Dorothy killed
the witch by putting water on her.
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So I'd lie in bed and I'd
work up this big water spit.