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he made this creepy...
:34:04
thumping noise.
:34:07
And just super creepy.
:34:09
I remember him coming
home from work and...
:34:13
walking down the long hallway
to kiss me good night.
:34:16
I was scared because all I could
hear was the thumping, you know?
:34:23
So I hid under my covers.
:34:26
is it not sad to be
so afraid of your father?
:34:29
I was really scared of the Wizard
of 0z. That Margaret Hamilton...
:34:34
who does the wicked witch
was so hair-raising, you know?
:34:38
And that music...
:34:41
it scared me so much.
:34:44
I'd get so scared I couldn't sleep,
`cause it'd get stuck in my head.
:34:47
Sometimes, do you know
what I did to calm myself?
:34:50
I remembered that Dorothy killed
the witch by putting water on her.
:34:54
So I'd lie in bed and I'd
work up this big water spit.
:35:01
And I knew that if the witch came
to get me I'd just spit on her...
:35:06
and she'd melt.
:35:08
I just told you a sad story about my
family, and that's all you can say?
:35:14
I'm sorry.
I'm tragically glib.
:35:17
Men have this anti-intimacy
force field a round them...
:35:20
that is powered by sarcasm,
humor and a version.
:35:24
Why is that?
:35:27
The force is strong
with this one.
:35:30
Maybe it's because a man can fall in
love with a different girl everyday.
:35:34
Maybe it's just nature's way
of protecting a man from himself.
:35:43
How do you feel about
the name "Francesca"?
:35:46
Do you know that Muslim men
shave their pubic hairs?
:35:49
No wonder so many of them
become terrorists!
:35:53
I can't breathe!
:35:56
I can't see!
:35:58
Fascinating!