:35:01
And I knew that if the witch came
to get me I'd just spit on her...
:35:06
and she'd melt.
:35:08
I just told you a sad story about my
family, and that's all you can say?
:35:14
I'm sorry.
I'm tragically glib.
:35:17
Men have this anti-intimacy
force field a round them...
:35:20
that is powered by sarcasm,
humor and a version.
:35:24
Why is that?
:35:27
The force is strong
with this one.
:35:30
Maybe it's because a man can fall in
love with a different girl everyday.
:35:34
Maybe it's just nature's way
of protecting a man from himself.
:35:43
How do you feel about
the name "Francesca"?
:35:46
Do you know that Muslim men
shave their pubic hairs?
:35:49
No wonder so many of them
become terrorists!
:35:53
I can't breathe!
:35:56
I can't see!
:35:58
Fascinating!
:36:00
Can you blame guys for being
so horny? Look at the dress.
:36:03
It's one big symbol
for easy access.
:36:09
Have you ever calculated how
many hours' women have wasted...
:36:12
deciding on what
kind of shoes to wear?
:36:20
Foxy lady!
:36:22
Trust me. They will get drunk,
they do it every Thursday night.
:36:26
And they talk about everything
once they're plastered.
:36:28
So, as Francesca,
try to make one of them...
:36:31
reveal that she had sex
on an elevator in a black-out.
:36:37
Did I ever tell you about when I got
a bloody nose while giving head?
:36:44
0nce I got my gum stuck in the
guy's pubis while giving a blow job.
:36:50
I've got you all beaten.
:36:52
When I was about to swallow it,
I laughed and it came out my nose.
:36:58
Girls are way
grosser than guys!