:36:00
Can you blame guys for being
so horny? Look at the dress.
:36:03
It's one big symbol
for easy access.
:36:09
Have you ever calculated how
many hours' women have wasted...
:36:12
deciding on what
kind of shoes to wear?
:36:20
Foxy lady!
:36:22
Trust me. They will get drunk,
they do it every Thursday night.
:36:26
And they talk about everything
once they're plastered.
:36:28
So, as Francesca,
try to make one of them...
:36:31
reveal that she had sex
on an elevator in a black-out.
:36:37
Did I ever tell you about when I got
a bloody nose while giving head?
:36:44
0nce I got my gum stuck in the
guy's pubis while giving a blow job.
:36:50
I've got you all beaten.
:36:52
When I was about to swallow it,
I laughed and it came out my nose.
:36:58
Girls are way
grosser than guys!
:37:02
A friend had sex in an elevator.
Have any of you ever tried that?
:37:06
I have it. I had a boyfriend who
liked to rub it between my toes.
:37:11
Then he blamed when he got
athlete's foot on his dong!
:37:22
Francesca's night was
a major bust. That stunk!
:37:26
Well, maybe you just need to try
something different, you know?
:37:31
instead of hoping for hard evidence
on your romantic suspect...
:37:34
maybe you should just
get to know these girls.
:37:37
You might get a vibe
as to which one she is.
:37:40
You're right. I do need to do
something I've been avoiding.
:37:42
I need to lower my
anti-intimacy shield.
:37:45
If you had a choice, would
you rather be warm or smart?
:37:51
So, why is it purple?
:37:53
Isn't "American cheese"
appropriately named?
:37:56
It's fake and processed,
just like America.
:37:58
Tell me something...