Can you blame guys for being
so horny? Look at the dress.
It's one big symbol
for easy access.
Have you ever calculated how
many hours' women have wasted...
deciding on what
kind of shoes to wear?
Foxy lady!
Trust me. They will get drunk,
they do it every Thursday night.
And they talk about everything
once they're plastered.
So, as Francesca,
try to make one of them...
reveal that she had sex
on an elevator in a black-out.
Did I ever tell you about when I got
a bloody nose while giving head?
0nce I got my gum stuck in the
guy's pubis while giving a blow job.
I've got you all beaten.
When I was about to swallow it,
I laughed and it came out my nose.
Girls are way
grosser than guys!

A friend had sex in an elevator.
Have any of you ever tried that?
I have it. I had a boyfriend who
liked to rub it between my toes.
Then he blamed when he got
athlete's foot on his dong!
Francesca's night was
a major bust. That stunk!
Well, maybe you just need to try
something different, you know?
instead of hoping for hard evidence
on your romantic suspect...
maybe you should just
get to know these girls.
You might get a vibe
as to which one she is.
You're right. I do need to do
something I've been avoiding.
I need to lower my
anti-intimacy shield.
If you had a choice, would
you rather be warm or smart?
So, why is it purple?
Isn't "American cheese"
appropriately named?
It's fake and processed,
just like America.
Tell me something...