:37:02
A friend had sex in an elevator.
Have any of you ever tried that?
:37:06
I have it. I had a boyfriend who
liked to rub it between my toes.
:37:11
Then he blamed when he got
athlete's foot on his dong!
:37:22
Francesca's night was
a major bust. That stunk!
:37:26
Well, maybe you just need to try
something different, you know?
:37:31
instead of hoping for hard evidence
on your romantic suspect...
:37:34
maybe you should just
get to know these girls.
:37:37
You might get a vibe
as to which one she is.
:37:40
You're right. I do need to do
something I've been avoiding.
:37:42
I need to lower my
anti-intimacy shield.
:37:45
If you had a choice, would
you rather be warm or smart?
:37:51
So, why is it purple?
:37:53
Isn't "American cheese"
appropriately named?
:37:56
It's fake and processed,
just like America.
:37:58
Tell me something...
:38:03
who's the idiot who invented
the buttoned-down fly?
:38:06
There are dogs who sniff melanoma
in humans before it's diagnosed.
:38:10
Have you ever noticed, they only
give hurricanes wasp names...
:38:13
like hurricane Andrew? You never
hear Giuseppe or Mohammed.
:38:18
Why older people pull their
pants up over their belly-buttons?
:38:22
Why in golf is it good
to shoot under par...
:38:25
but a sub-par performance
in anything else is bad?
:38:28
Do you know what the best phrase is?
"I'm ready for anything".
:38:35
I can't speak to Cynthia as Matt.
I start speaking gibberish.
:38:42
But I have a silver tongue
with her when I am Francesca!
:38:44
These things are supposed to
get rid of cellulite. Come on.
:38:49
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
:38:52
How often do you bikini wax?
:38:55
- Everyday.
- I thought I was a fanatic!