:38:03
who's the idiot who invented
the buttoned-down fly?
:38:06
There are dogs who sniff melanoma
in humans before it's diagnosed.
:38:10
Have you ever noticed, they only
give hurricanes wasp names...
:38:13
like hurricane Andrew? You never
hear Giuseppe or Mohammed.
:38:18
Why older people pull their
pants up over their belly-buttons?
:38:22
Why in golf is it good
to shoot under par...
:38:25
but a sub-par performance
in anything else is bad?
:38:28
Do you know what the best phrase is?
"I'm ready for anything".
:38:35
I can't speak to Cynthia as Matt.
I start speaking gibberish.
:38:42
But I have a silver tongue
with her when I am Francesca!
:38:44
These things are supposed to
get rid of cellulite. Come on.
:38:49
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
:38:52
How often do you bikini wax?
:38:55
- Everyday.
- I thought I was a fanatic!
:39:00
God, that's Sam! He cannot see me
with these pants and no make-up!
:39:05
Wait, wait a second!
I got your term paper!
:39:08
I even got one of those plastic
covers! You don't have to...
:39:11
Hold on a second!
I'll come to you!
:39:13
- Come on!
- I'm coming, Cynthia!
:39:19
- So what's the big deal?
- I'm not stupid. I get things easy.
:39:24
The guys will do anything for me
because of the way I look.
:39:27
I know that.
:39:29
And if Sam saw me in these...
:39:31
I might lose my edge with him.
:39:35
Like at "Green Legend",
they lost the power ring.
:39:37
- Who?
- Never mind. You're lucky.
:39:40
No, I'm not.
:39:42
It'd be great if guys always
wanted to do things for me.
:39:44
No, it's a curse.
You see...
:39:47
nothing is a challenge for me.
Everything is made easy.
:39:51
And if I ever actually do
something on my own...
:39:53
everyone assumes that I got there
because of my looks. It sucks.
:39:59
So ready to go again?