who's the idiot who invented
the buttoned-down fly?
There are dogs who sniff melanoma
in humans before it's diagnosed.
Have you ever noticed, they only
give hurricanes wasp names...
like hurricane Andrew? You never
hear Giuseppe or Mohammed.
Why older people pull their
pants up over their belly-buttons?
Why in golf is it good
to shoot under par...
but a sub-par performance
in anything else is bad?
Do you know what the best phrase is?
"I'm ready for anything".
I can't speak to Cynthia as Matt.
I start speaking gibberish.
But I have a silver tongue
with her when I am Francesca!
These things are supposed to
get rid of cellulite. Come on.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Yeah.
How often do you bikini wax?
- Everyday.
- I thought I was a fanatic!

God, that's Sam! He cannot see me
with these pants and no make-up!
Wait, wait a second!
I got your term paper!
I even got one of those plastic
covers! You don't have to...
Hold on a second!
I'll come to you!
- Come on!
- I'm coming, Cynthia!
- So what's the big deal?
- I'm not stupid. I get things easy.
The guys will do anything for me
because of the way I look.
I know that.
And if Sam saw me in these...
I might lose my edge with him.
Like at "Green Legend",
they lost the power ring.
- Who?
- Never mind. You're lucky.
No, I'm not.
It'd be great if guys always
wanted to do things for me.
No, it's a curse.
You see...
nothing is a challenge for me.
Everything is made easy.
And if I ever actually do
something on my own...
everyone assumes that I got there
because of my looks. It sucks.
So ready to go again?